WARNING: Unpleasant description of bodily (dys)function ahead.
I’m very sick. I spent Tuesday night and most of Wednesday morning vomiting up the contents of my stomach and, once that was emptied, dry heaving continuously. I slept on my bathroom floor. I am incredibly grateful that Emily was visiting last week and that spurred me into cleaning my toilet and bathroom. Vomiting into a dirty toilet would have been much less pleasant than vomiting into a clean toilet. It’s the little things in life.
Today, Thursday, I am not voiding my stomach repeatedly but I still feel like death on toast. Last night, I had a kind thought about Kaiser Permanente my health insurance/mortal enemy and realized just how sick I was. The only reason that I am even using energy to write this short update is because I found a video that prompted the first smile in three days.
Hope you enjoy. I promise that once I feel better I will write a pithy and insightful post about something other than vomit.